ASSASSINS OF ALLANSIA - MY ( LONG OVERDUE ) REVIEW
Ok this has been a long time coming, been meaning to post this for ages but
just never got around to it until now. This entry is an odd one, sandwiched between
Livingstone's earlier efforts and the recent new releases.
First up - the cover :
I really like this one - its colourful and eye catching - the blue of the font and Lord
Azzur's robes contrasting nicely with the gold background - however you cant
judge a book by its cover so let's delve into its mysteries.
The starting premise has you willingly stranded an a dangerous island in order to earn some gold.
I know I'm not the only reader who found this to be somewhat far fetched. An adventurer could earn
more in one day if he played his cards right in Port Blacksand. ! Accepting a bet from your friend just
seems to be a contrived way to get you on the island but it would have been more satisfying to have
you wash up from a shipwreck for example. It must be noted here that said island does contain a lot
of dangerous elements such as insects and poisonous plants etc. No sooner have you settled into this
Robinson Crusoe lifestyle when an assassin comes knocking on the door of your makeshift hut.
Kudos to Livingstone for making this early section extremely eerie and effective. You awaken during
the night , not knowing who is outside or why. ( or for that matter how he reached the island in the
first place ) A violent altercation ensues with this knife fighter. After dispatching him, you
discover he is wearing a scorpion pendant. This will become a familiar sight as you progress through
the book.
After various other encounters on the island, you learn that a bounty has been placed on your head by
Lord Azzur due to your interference with Zanbar Bone. Now all of his top assassins are converging
on your location to compete for the honour of killing YOU. Honestly, at this point, the plot began
to resemble that of THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN wherein all of the world's top
hitmen try to kill Inspector Clouseau !
Could this be the man they are looking for ?
So we can assume that this adventure is set between CITY OF THIEVES and DEATHTRAP DUNGEON ( for reasons that will become clear later in the book )
Sadly , your friend Captain Crow dies shortly after you learn this news but you somehow manage to make it off the island and back to the mainland. Then things really start to pick up. !
The titular assassins are now coming at you thick and fast, some in subtle ways. Others are not so subtle.
Such as Garanka Vassell, a blood thirsty warrior and all round mad bastard.
Definitely not a face that stands out in a crowd. Oh no.
I should point out that every time you manage to slay an assassin, you collect another pendant.
SPOILER - you need to have a certain number of these to proceed to the final stage of the book - END
OF SPOILER. It will take you quite a few attempts to find the optimum path which allows you to
confront / be ambushed by as many assassins as possible.
Having dispatched as many as you can , your final port of call is FANG itself and who should you run into but THROM , a familiar face from DD.
Lord Azzur ( on the right ) - by all accounts, a thoroughgoing bastard
And so we reach the endgame, the showdown with Lord Azzur himself, the man who has made your
life a misery. Let me warn you right now that this guy is EVIL through and through. There is no
way to beat him , no way to come out on top. The best you can do is survive and live to fight another day.
As I mentioned earlier , you need to have acquired a certain amount of pendants in order to satisfy
Lord Azzur. If you don't have the right amount, its GAME OVER. But even if you do have
enough, your only reward is to be offered a ' lesser of two evils ' choice - enter Deathtrap Dungeon or be killed on the spot.
So there you go folks, its a no win scenario of the worst sort. Having the book with you entering DD
is a clever bit of dovetailing on Livingstone's part but it still leaves a sour taste in your mouth.
Maybe someone could write a sequel in which YOU hire a bunch of assassins to kill Lord Azzur. Now
THAT would be fun !